Give 5 reasons what a man would be good for if he was transformed into a bath towel?

And be serious and a bit funny





full marks for best answerGive 5 reasons what a man would be good for if he was transformed into a bath towel?
he'd be good for drying the drippage from some dudes herpes (ewwww), stomping out a grease fire, being used to wipe the sweat off madonnas face, being lindsay lohans puke rag, and being hit by chris brown.Give 5 reasons what a man would be good for if he was transformed into a bath towel?
He could slap another man on the *** in the locker room





Towel off the swedish bikini team





Save a baby dropped out of a burning building





Stop a wild dog attack by getting jammed in his mouth





Help a matador fight off a bull
1. Drying me off.


2. Stepping on.


3. Wiping drool off my dog's mouth.


4. Cleaning for once.


5. Eventually turning into a dirty rag that is good for nothing.





:P
Well, bath towels are used to dry girl's chests and butts and hoo-ha's and such. It would be great for a loser who otherwise would never get to touch these things.
would a man like to be used to 'floss the a.ss' of another man who is straight?