If your EX PARTNER turned into a Bath Towel what would you say?

What would you say to them as you wrapped them around you so that their face was pressed into your bum? lol eww





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Welcome to my hairy crackIf your EX PARTNER turned into a Bath Towel what would you say?
he'd probably like that, although, i don't have an ex.
um, i wouldn't USE the towel,


but i would say


haha!.. towelface. : P
I'd stuff that towl in the oven... let it burn... :)





but those are just thoughts....